Join The Zorganite Encumber.
The Zorganite Encumber is an organization that existed only offline, in paper form. Then the advert that we'd originally submitted in letter form to a small local newspaper and paid for in perpetuity was finally ported to a classifieds database and finally became data. It was only a matter of time before this person who runs this blog decided to put the first reference to the Encumber online, unaware that the mind worm was what was really doing the typing.
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| It was all so simple in the days of printed newspapers... |
You are now encouraged to cause to have printed a suite of these "tee shirts" with the message
and taking advantage of the "viral effect" to recruit newly-Encumbereds.We feel that the time has come.
Please price these "tee shirts" so that they reach widespread adoption and recruit members for us on a geometrically increasing basis. Please do not post images on these "tee shirts" of anything else, especially Zorgan's Sandal. We feel that the recruiting message has stood us in good stead for nearly a century now and still commands as much power as we require of it and should stand alone. And not in Comic Sans please.
Please also support this newly-Encumbered writer of this "blog" by joining their newsletter so that we may once again speak to all Zorganites when the time comes. Please also support this Encumbered faithful by donating using the links. We will communicate using this new data medium, stay tuned!
There will soon be many other imitators, but please remember that only this blog has Zorgan's Sandal! (This - and the strange word "encumber" are not to be confused with Zorgan's Cucumber, which is something of which we shall never speak again.)
By reading this, you already have.
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