Welcome! Planet Terra Is Still Weird!

Cheating and Terrans. 

We first seek to reassure you that we do not intend to juice anyone. We're not barbarian pirates, after all. That message was unfortunate and the source has been sternly spoken to and promises to stay out of the comms podium. wbvfgry7u43dsg;09;l  vdsfw b 

Sorry - that was the cat. Its use of only lowercase is deplorable, I know, but it's such an appealing creature and its message stands as a clear indication of how cute it is. 

But I digress, and I too am guilty of inappropriate messaging in my last communication. I find it important to stress - that message referred to was the last official Zorganite Encumber communication. 

Also, in that communication, I discussed how the planet Terra or Earth as you call it appears to be unique. As mentioned in a non-existent message that I find it painful to refer to, you were introduced to a fact that every inhabited planet's intelligent species have legends of Schemozzles and groups of Pesters. 

And in every single such planet that we've Encumbered to date, those same names are for some Universal reason, chosen for those entities. Except here. On "Earth" you have Dragons and Pirates. The same creatures but not known by their Universal names. This is such an anomaly that we feel that your Encumbrance, v. will improve the Encumbrance, n. immeasurably. It will make a fine vintage indeed.

Also given that you, even as newly-Encumbered Zorganisms, are still able to cheat and tolerate cheating, this further supports our conjecture that this Encumbrance will be an - interesting one - for The Zorganite Encumber. 

Let me leave you with one more Zorganite word of wisdom: "Retcon." Nanu nanu!  Oh cripes - don't hang up! We are still kidding! Mork from Ork didn't exist, and Tom Hanks portrayed him terribly. (what? really?) I've just been informed that the correct name is Robin Williams. And it doesn't matter, anyway. 

Bless you with His Noodly Appendages.